i love how everyone gives sam winchester the credit for managing to get wifi anywhere he goes.
do you remember the time that john watson
managed to get wifi
in the middle
of a field
in the middle of fucking nowhere
I will never not reblog this.
I’m certain that I reblog this at least every other day.
well here we are. the time as come. many moons ago i made a promise..
and the forfeit of that promise was that i would wax my legs.
enjoy my pain!
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents’ strife.
Reduced Shakespeare Company: Romeo & Juliet [x]
But, if Gallifrey is really somewhere out there, then you realise who else is?
this both terrifies and excites me
i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
I’m really tempted to hand these out on the subway on Valentine’s Day to random strangers.
someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one
update: i’m out of watermelon
make watermelon clothes
Why did he eat the watermelon like it was a tub of Ben & Jerry’s?